Serious lack of Brain/Mouth Filtration

Why is it my friends that people don't think before they speak. Not that I am the super sensitive type...these are perfect strangers to me...but really....where is the brain mouth filter that stops the

"WHOA, WHEN ARE YOU DUE...YOU ARE HUGE???"

What do you say to that?

"Thanks??" or maybe "Your hair is beautiful...where do you have it done?" or maybe "I have just been waiting for someone to tell me that all day.....you just made me the happiest girl EVER!!"

Really, what do they expect you to say?? It's a good thing for them that I have a sense of humor...otherwise...they might be getting the smack down.

Just for fun:

• # of people who lack a brain/mouth filter: at least 8 or so (that have said something to me...there are countless others who have accosted pregnant women in my area...don't be fooled by their innocent looking exteriors...they too lack the B/M filter)
  
• # of people who have asked if I am having twins: 2
• # of people who have stared down my belly in the grocery store: 1 creepy little man (Why I ask you?? Why?? Didn't give me the time of day...just stared at my belly the whole time he was approaching and didn't stop until I was around the corner and he couldn't see it anymore...WEIRD! Keep your creepiness away from my baby!!)
  

Baby vs. Ribs

Hi...It's March...this baby is due April 14. Is anyone else a little freaked out?? Probably not huh?

I can tell she's getting bigger...my ribs are apparently in her way...as are my bladder and lungs. How rude of them...they are not winning the space battle. She moves and kicks like a crazy lady (must come from her father's side of the family). She probably already thinks she's hilarious!!